Parody Answering Machine Songs for ACRHPWSRN, PART I

The Princess and I have a mutual "friend" (she would use the term much more loosely than I, I fancy), A Certain Red-Haired Person Who Shall Remain Nameless (ACRHPWSRN) who we used to be close to but whom we never hear from these days, despite multiple calls, postcards and whatnot. I've begun making up parody songs to sing on his answering machine. here's the first, sung sometime after Christmas:

SOMEDAY MAYBE

(sung to the tune of "Someday Lady You'll Accompany Me" by Bob Seeger)

A Southern wind is blowing warm tonight

I've dialed the number and I've got it right

but there's no answer so I've got to go

but before I do there's something you should know

...something you should know...

Someday maybe I'll hear from my Palsberry

I'm calling from the shores of the Atlantic Sea

he's up there next to Lake Erie

Oh, someday maybe I'll hear from my Palsberry

someday maybe I'll hear from my Palsberry...