Thursday, March 30, 2006

SKYYE RIPS OFF A DIRTY LIMERICK

ME (after visiting the library): here, lemmie read you this really cool poem by Richard Brautigan ::flips pages::

MINE GOODWIFE (in a grating, half-drunken voice at the wheel of the van):

Hickory dickory dock!
the Bitch sat on my cock!
...around she did go
'till I blew my load!
Hickory dickory dock!!
ME (after pause): That's going on Poor Man's, you know...
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Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

She's a natural! Either that or she's been hanging out with you too long.

3:56 PM, March 30, 2006

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