MY COUSIN FRED HAS WET THE BED
My cousin Fred has wet the bed
He whizzed 2 quarts of pee
His mattress is a swimming pool
It’s damper than the sea
My cousin Fred has wet the bed
He drank too much iced tea
Normally I wouldn’t mind
But Fred’s in bed with ME!
My cousin Fred has wet the bed
He whizzed 2 quarts of pee
His mattress is a swimming pool
It’s damper than the sea
My cousin Fred has wet the bed
He drank too much iced tea
Normally I wouldn’t mind
But Fred’s in bed with ME!
1 comment:
I see what you're going for here, but it's kind of gross and a little creepy. Maybe:
Normally I wouldn't mind
But Fred's in the bunk bed above me!
Just a suggestion...
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