Sunday, March 19, 2006

My Cousin Fred

this lil' ditty came to me fully formed this morning at 3:30 when my wide-awake and stripped down son came bouncing into my bed.

MY COUSIN FRED HAS WET THE BED

My cousin Fred has wet the bed
He whizzed 2 quarts of pee
His mattress is a swimming pool
It’s damper than the sea

My cousin Fred has wet the bed
He drank too much iced tea
Normally I wouldn’t mind
But Fred’s in bed with ME!

1 comment:

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

I see what you're going for here, but it's kind of gross and a little creepy. Maybe:

Normally I wouldn't mind
But Fred's in the bunk bed above me!

Just a suggestion...