My Pirate School (a parody)

this actually swam up to me at 3 am on monday when i was trying to get solenbum back to sleep. sing it to the tune of the wiggles 'my pirate school'

thumb up my nose, what is that dear?
that is my nose pick-er, give me some beer!
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!

hand down my pants, what is that dear?
that is my ass scratch-er, give me some beer!
ass scratch-er
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!

glass to my lips, what is that dear?
that is my rum swill-er, give me some beer!
rum swill-er
ass scratch-er
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!

blind in my eye, what is that dear?
that is my patch wear-er, give me some beer!
patch wear-er
rum swill-er
ass scratch-er
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!

your treasure chest, what is that dear?
that is my chest pinch-er, give me some beer!
chest pinch-er
patch wear-er
rum swill-er
ass scratch-er
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!

filth from my mouth, what is that dear?
that is my swear word-er, give me some beer!
swear word-er
chest pinch-er
patch wear-er
rum swill-er
ass scratch-er
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!

wench on my knee, what is that dear?
that is my tit grab-er, give me some beer!
tit grab-er
swear word-er
chest pinch-er
patch wear-er
rum swill-er
butt scratch-er
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!

blade at your guts, what is that dear?
that is my sword poke-er, lets end it here!
sword poke-er
tit grab-er
swear word-er
chest pinch-er
patch wear-er
rum swill-er
butt scratch-er
nose pick-er
rink-a-dink-a doo, that's what they teach me at my pirate school!