Wednesday, April 26, 2006

THE OYSTER ABORTION -- AND OTHER BIVALVE MUSINGS.

I like to eat an uncooked oyster
Nothing’s slicker, nothing’s moister.
Nothing’s easier on your gorge
Or when the time comes to dis-chorge.

But not too long to let an oyster rest
Within your mouth is always best—
For if your mind dwells on an oyster
Nothing’s slicker, nothing’s moister.
I prefer to have my oysters fried
Then I’m sure my oyster’s died.

---Roy Blount Jr.
A Prairie Home Companion, circa 1998



“If they’re properly opened,
by disabling the ligament that keeps the shell closed,
raw oysters go down our gullets
with a working brain, stomach, liver, intestines
and beating heart.”

--Mark Kurlansky

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